The Runcible Spoon

Phew! I just went outside and it’s hot like the Project Pat my officemate has been listening to all day. (I think this weather ((and listening to too much rap)) gets me thinking in simile and metaphor; I’ve been dropping more likes than a teenage Cali girl.) I'm going home to beat the heat dome with a snow cone. Keep your fingers crossed for an extreme case of brain freeze!